Just down the street from RULA is a very mysterious object. So far no one has been able to identify it’s nature or origin with certainty. Our current working hypothesis is that it is the center of the universe. We once saw someone trying to pick that lock on it and that person has never been seen from again.
Gone.
Vanished.
Vaporized.
The massive and cataclysmic forces at the center of the universe are not to be provoked by the novice!
